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Why did the couple bring a ladder to their date? Because they heard the restaurant had great “high” reviews!
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What did one partner say to the other during a game of Monopoly? "I love you, but I’m still going to mortgage your properties!"
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Why did the husband bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How do couples stay warm in the winter? They cuddle up together, but mostly because they can’t find the remote!
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What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts!
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Why did the boyfriend bring a suitcase on the first date? He wanted to pack for their future together!
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What do you call a couple who always argues about the best pizza toppings? A pepperoni-ous relationship!
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Why did the couple go to therapy? They had too many “baggage” claims!
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What’s a couple’s favorite game? Hide and seek! Because they love to hide from each other during chores!
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Why did the wife bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
Hope these bring some laughter!
